The Invention Of Land; An Eyewitness Account - Part Two of The Invention of Everything
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Now, it came time to invent land. First, we had to tackle a big question: Why should there be anything, instead of nothing? Here are my notes on the meeting:
"OK, today is the day we invent - what did we decide to call the dry stuff?"
"Land, boss."
"Thanks."
"May I say something?"
"Sure."
"Before we go and invent land, let's ask the big question. Why should there be anything, instead of nothing?"
"Why? You like nothing better? Sounds kind of empty to me."
"Boring!"
"Well, we're here. That's already something."
"True, and, as long as we are, don't we want to do something constructive?"